The first one said, “No, I don’t want to go on the last today. NO, you can’t make me! NO, STOP TRYING TO PUT ME ON THE LAST! OK, fine, but I hate you!”
And the second one said, “Yes ma’am, I’d love to go on the last today and I think you’re pretty!”
In related news, someone asked me once how I coped with working alone. My answer was, “Anthropomorphism.”